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Stranger: 19/m/nyc
You: 60/M/WHITE VAN THAT TRAVELS ROUND THE COUNTRY
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Monday, September 14, 2009
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Male or Female?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f ?
You: BOTH
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f ?
You: BOTH
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HURBLE PLURGE HUBBLE BLARG
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You: HURBLE PLURGE HUBBLE BLARG
Stranger: o_ô
Stranger: close enough
Stranger: how are u stranger?
You: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER
Stranger: Inuyasha
Stranger: O______O
You: :O
You: :/
Stranger: :O
Stranger: WHAT
You: SEA PIG
Stranger: o_ô
Stranger: spider pig?
You: SEA PIG
Stranger: oh oh
You: GLORY TO THE ALMIGHTY SEA PIG
You: SEA PIG
Stranger: SEA PIG o_o
You: THADDEUS CHARLES SEAPIG
Stranger: DDDD:
You: :o
Stranger: ok, now ur freaking me out
You: WHITE VAN WHITE VAN
Stranger: *scared*
You: STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER
Stranger: O___O
Stranger: Are u goin to kill me?
You: YES
Stranger: great.
Stranger: WHY
You: BECAUSE
You: YOU ARE STRANGER
You: IN A WHITE VAN
You: YOU WANT TO KILL ME
You: I KILL YOU
You: BEFORE YOU KILL ME
You: SEA PIG
Stranger: what? Im not in a white van.
You: WHITE VAN
You: WHITE
You: VAN
You: WHITE
You: VAN
You: WHITE
You: VAN
Stranger: But its true.
Stranger: That I WILL KILL U
Stranger: BUT
You: OH NOS
Stranger: If u say spider pig not sea pig I wont :3
You: SEA PIG
Stranger: ARRGHH!
You: :o
Stranger: Tha's it!!!
Stranger: thats*
Stranger: e_e
You: KNOCK KNOCK
Stranger: whoes there.
You: DIS
Stranger: disconnect!
Stranger: idiot, heard it
Stranger: <_<
You: ;O
Stranger: and its disco ... disco who? Disconnect
You: :O
Stranger: WHY WOULD U DISCONNECT ON ME :(
Stranger: That's ruuuuuuuude!!
Stranger: *cries*
You: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO KILLLL ME
You: SEA PIG
You: WHITE VAN
Stranger: Ok, I wont! But only if u dont killl me
You: STRANGER DANGER
Stranger: deal?!
You: Okay.
Stranger: yay
You: =D
Stranger: We wont kill eachottherrrr :DDD
Stranger: awesome.
You: Happy day
Stranger: weehho
Stranger: but Im still disconnecting.
Stranger: bye
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You: HURBLE PLURGE HUBBLE BLARG
Stranger: o_ô
Stranger: close enough
Stranger: how are u stranger?
You: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER
Stranger: Inuyasha
Stranger: O______O
You: :O
You: :/
Stranger: :O
Stranger: WHAT
You: SEA PIG
Stranger: o_ô
Stranger: spider pig?
You: SEA PIG
Stranger: oh oh
You: GLORY TO THE ALMIGHTY SEA PIG
You: SEA PIG
Stranger: SEA PIG o_o
You: THADDEUS CHARLES SEAPIG
Stranger: DDDD:
You: :o
Stranger: ok, now ur freaking me out
You: WHITE VAN WHITE VAN
Stranger: *scared*
You: STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER
Stranger: O___O
Stranger: Are u goin to kill me?
You: YES
Stranger: great.
Stranger: WHY
You: BECAUSE
You: YOU ARE STRANGER
You: IN A WHITE VAN
You: YOU WANT TO KILL ME
You: I KILL YOU
You: BEFORE YOU KILL ME
You: SEA PIG
Stranger: what? Im not in a white van.
You: WHITE VAN
You: WHITE
You: VAN
You: WHITE
You: VAN
You: WHITE
You: VAN
Stranger: But its true.
Stranger: That I WILL KILL U
Stranger: BUT
You: OH NOS
Stranger: If u say spider pig not sea pig I wont :3
You: SEA PIG
Stranger: ARRGHH!
You: :o
Stranger: Tha's it!!!
Stranger: thats*
Stranger: e_e
You: KNOCK KNOCK
Stranger: whoes there.
You: DIS
Stranger: disconnect!
Stranger: idiot, heard it
Stranger: <_<
You: ;O
Stranger: and its disco ... disco who? Disconnect
You: :O
Stranger: WHY WOULD U DISCONNECT ON ME :(
Stranger: That's ruuuuuuuude!!
Stranger: *cries*
You: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO KILLLL ME
You: SEA PIG
You: WHITE VAN
Stranger: Ok, I wont! But only if u dont killl me
You: STRANGER DANGER
Stranger: deal?!
You: Okay.
Stranger: yay
You: =D
Stranger: We wont kill eachottherrrr :DDD
Stranger: awesome.
You: Happy day
Stranger: weehho
Stranger: but Im still disconnecting.
Stranger: bye
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SEA PIG?!?!
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Stranger: come on baby for me
You: Okay.
You: OMG
You: FLYING LLAMA
You: RIGHT BEHIND YOU
You: OMG
You: THAT WAS SO COOL
You: DID YOU SEE THAT
You: WHOA
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: THIS IS SO EXCITING
Stranger: I CAN SEE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS
You: WHOA ME TOO
Stranger: AND THERES A DOG NEXT TO THE RAINBOW POOPING BUTTERFLYS
You: GLORY TO THE ALMIGHTY SEA PIG
You: IT WILL LEAD US OBLIVIOUS HUMANS TO OUR GLORIOUS DESTINY
Stranger: PRAISE THE DDEAR LORD
You: OMG VOLDEMORT IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU IM NOT KIDDING
You: ADAVRA KEDAVRA
You: HE JUST KILLED YOU
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Stranger: come on baby for me
You: Okay.
You: OMG
You: FLYING LLAMA
You: RIGHT BEHIND YOU
You: OMG
You: THAT WAS SO COOL
You: DID YOU SEE THAT
You: WHOA
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: THIS IS SO EXCITING
Stranger: I CAN SEE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS
You: WHOA ME TOO
Stranger: AND THERES A DOG NEXT TO THE RAINBOW POOPING BUTTERFLYS
You: GLORY TO THE ALMIGHTY SEA PIG
You: IT WILL LEAD US OBLIVIOUS HUMANS TO OUR GLORIOUS DESTINY
Stranger: PRAISE THE DDEAR LORD
You: OMG VOLDEMORT IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU IM NOT KIDDING
You: ADAVRA KEDAVRA
You: HE JUST KILLED YOU
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Purple Monkey Dishwasher?
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Stranger: hey iam a horny 18 male got msn , yahoo what about u ?
You: Oh. I was actually hoping to have a long discussion about the existence of God.
Stranger: ur chirstian ?
You: No. I'm Jewish.
Stranger: great
Stranger: do u believe in god ?
You: Purple monkey dishwasher?
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Stranger: hey iam a horny 18 male got msn , yahoo what about u ?
You: Oh. I was actually hoping to have a long discussion about the existence of God.
Stranger: ur chirstian ?
You: No. I'm Jewish.
Stranger: great
Stranger: do u believe in god ?
You: Purple monkey dishwasher?
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Omegle!!!
As you may already know, www.omegle.com is a site where you can chat with a random stranger. You don't have to give out any personal information unless you choose to do so, and if you end up with a creep, you can disconnect and start a chat with a new stranger. It's really quite funny, if you get the right people. On this blog, I'll be posting some conversations I've had on Omegle that ended up being really funny.
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